Person: omg that band sucks.
Me: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU THEY'RE AMAZING HOW DO YOU NOT LIKE THEM I AM GOING TO SHOVE A BREADSTICK UP YOUR ASS.
Person: omg that band is great.
Me: FUCK OFF THEY'RE MINE YOU CAN'T LIKE THEM I AM GOING TO SHOVE A BREADSTICK UP YOUR ASS.